He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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