My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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