If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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