What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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