I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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