and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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