and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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