so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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