Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Dignity is for republicans.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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