If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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