Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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