ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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