Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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