Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I lost the right to judge tonight
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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