Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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