he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I stole a fireplace last night.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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