none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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