i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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