Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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