Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I need water and some morals
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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