Whod you bang
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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