love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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