the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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