the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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