I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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