You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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