you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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