so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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