its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
