Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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