I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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