But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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