I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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