I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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