Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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