People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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