So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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