She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
