Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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