Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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