my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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