I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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