ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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