Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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