when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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