I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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