i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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