I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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