I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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