i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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